This is Mr. Turtle, apparently he decided to find shelter from last night’s rain and now he is stuck, isn’t he cute?
“Would you like to see my back?” Cosby Show joke.
“The blur is going to ruin my handsome profile!”
“Ah, there now, that’s better.” With a British accent. 
Let’s name him, Wilfrid of Ivanhoe! Now where’s Rowena?